An experienced developer will always look right and left, even if he crosses a one-way street.
How many programmers do you need to screw in one light bulb? – Not one. In this case, the lack of light is a problem on the iron side.
What does it take to always write good code? Imagine that a homicidal maniac who has been told where you live will read and support your product.
Why do you need bad software? Without it, many programmers will not have a job.
Do you know the main advantages of IT specialists? Of course, this is arrogance, intolerance and incredible laziness.
The main changes in the new version of the program: fixed old bugs, added new ones.
The code doesn't work? No need to worry! If everything works, then you may find yourself unemployed.
The main problem when working with a staff of programmers: you will never understand what employees are doing until it turns out that the deadline has already come.
The program turned out to be bad, and the deadlines are burning, and the customer is swearing? Don't worry, feel free to release the release. Just call it version 1.0.
